We're Back in Berlin Ja!

We're Back in Berlin Ja!
ebe & ian at Yak-toberfest 2008

Sunday, January 30, 2011

Alec likes destruction...

There is a toddler in Ian's early morning class. He sees him every day. His name is Alec. At least one English parent, Alec's English language skills are pretty good. And....Alec is evil. Only an evil genius would refer to himself in the third person.

"Good morning children, how are you?"
"Alec has apocalyptic rage!"

"Alec love the smell of blood in the morning."

"Alec likes burnnnnnnnnnnnnnning!"

"Mama no give Alec ice cream in the morning. Alec give mama the Knife!"

"Alec likes to push and shove"

"Alec likes the merry-go-round. The crazy never ends."

"Alec and Toby go up the hill. Toby goes stumbling down."

"This makes Alec angggrrrryyyyy."

"Alec says this toy is not sharp enough."

"Alec has inclination to hurt."






(Alec is actually quite sweet with rosy cheeks and a dimple chin......and an appetite for murder.)

Friday, January 28, 2011

Luxembourg?

Just turned in Prague (whew!) and am onto my next city...Luxembourg? The whole country only has about 500,000; it has three official names, has the largest amount of alcohol purchases per capita (but not consumption); and was the first city to be named European Capital of Culture twice. This should be interesting.

In addition to guides, I am now writing articles & FAQ for the site. This is fun, but hard to pump out articles that are interesting and useful. Especially when Mr. Bossman wants articles on Pensions, overstaying your visa, and spouse visas. Blarg! Wish me luck.

That's me!

Sunday, January 23, 2011

Spending Spree!

We spend so much time being frugal, always kinda freaks me out when we actually spend some euros. But we did spend our Saturday getting some super cool stuff:

postcards (sorry for anyone who hasn't gotten one. Complain & one will be sent)
Calendar -yes we are that cheap that we wait until after Jan 1st. Berlin 1900s for 7 euro!
Bottle opener- in the shape of the German Eagle (had Ian's name all over it)
Thia food fixins - twas one of our best Asian inspired dishes ever
Picture- AWESOME photo of Oberbaumbrücke in black & white with the yellow U-Bahn train
Entry to the German History Museum to see the Hitler exhibit

An excellent Saturday.

Friday, January 21, 2011

WA Beer



Thank you Oscar. This is...weird

Ian Encounters a Gypsy Family at the Penny Markt

Ian doesn't know how to put pen to paper, (or finger to keyboard in this case), but every day he comes home & tells me funny stories. For example.....


A Stop at the Penny markt before Home

"....I just knew something wasn't right. Everywhere I turned there was this gypsy family. A mom, a dad, a bunch of kids, two grown kids...they were all over the store. The mother looked like a gypsy babushka! Finally I get what I need and I am waiting in line listening to my ipod. The father comes to the line and stands right in front of me. I'm thinking "Don't make me do this! I hate doing this." But I had to do it- "The line starts back there." He moved back in line where his wife was already waiting (back-up plan for getting caught?) with the other 7 people of their family. Can't anyone wait outside?

I see that the cashier is eying the family and she calls for Frau Meier. I noticed and hit pause on my ipod- click! Let's watch this shitshow unfold. Turns out the that lovely mother had stolen something from the store within the last 24 hours, and being the genius she is, had come back again with her whole family. I don't know if you know Frau Meier, but she wasn't having this shit. She yelled at the woman to get out, the gypsy's yelled back, the security guard is by the door twiddling his thumbs, and Frau Meier gets ready to brawl with babushka & two of her daughters.

Finally the security guard approaches and the family is escorted outside, with the husband left inside to buy the sausages. Yes- he was buying sausage. As I proceed with my purchase, another women tells me "Gotta love the penny markt!" "

Well done Ian. And he got asked for directions again yesterday. Mark that at 11.

Tuesday, January 18, 2011

SALAMAS!

For most of you that have heard us talk about Berlin, you have heard about Salama & his bar. It was here, watching American football, that we made some of our best friends, spend countless Saturday/Sundays, and where Ian got his job as an English teacher (in a bar- ironic right?) As soon as we walked in, 2+ years since he last saw us, Salama immediately recognized us and greeted us with the customary hug & kiss. Herr Salama- so good to see you.


We've been informed he now has a website: http://www.salamas-bar.de/. We died seeing the pics of Salama at the top. So awesome. Oh, Salama, you are one of the many things that make Berlin great.

Sunday, January 16, 2011

Berlin Bites



It is a FACT that eating in Berlin is cheap, delicious, and exploration. As eating is one of my favorite things, this makes me very happy. But there are always more places to eat at than I could possibly get to in one day. Luckily, that was not the case for one young writer who met the requirement to "eat as much as he could in one day". I fault him for getting the flaffel rather than the doener at the first place, but they bless the food before you eat it? Pretty cool.

To read more on his adventure: http://matadornetwork.com/nights/berlin-binge-eating-101/
Actually this whole site is amazing. I go a little click happy. Enjoy!

Thursday, January 13, 2011

Even though we are away....

We have been watching coverage of the shootings. The spin...the blame...it's so depressing. For the PorterBalls vote- Gun Control America. It's not everything, but it would help. Gawker had a great little article: http://gawker.com/5729802/the-sad-death-of-gun-control

Jon Stewart has some excellently put points:


The Daily Show With Jon StewartMon - Thurs 11p / 10c
Arizona Shootings Reaction
www.thedailyshow.com
Daily Show Full EpisodesPolitical Humor & Satire BlogThe Daily Show on Facebook

Wednesday, January 12, 2011

Berlin Video

This Berlin Video appears to be an ad campaign for the city. It's effective- I want to live there.

kreuzberg

Monday, January 10, 2011

Brunchy Brunch

I love Brunch. I would marry it, if I could. And Berlin's brunch does it best. Frida Kahlo was our first brunch since coming back & it did not disappoint. A kinda Mexican, mediterranean setting that covered the bar, there was some breakfasty, some lunchy, all of it delicious.

Gnocchi
pesto pasta
heavenly potatoes
sausage
rolls, meats, cheeses
kaiserschmarrn
crepes
custard
applesauce
artichoke hearts & tomatoes
muffins
coffee cake
awesome mushrooms in cream sauce
red pepper pasta...........................................................................................................................................................................................we were stuffed. Plus- candles. I'm a sucker for candles on the table.

Sunday, January 9, 2011

Kuh-Kaw!

Did you see those Sea Chickens?! We were up till the wee hours watching them in their surprise play off victory against the Saints. Ah, football. Watching US football is actually what brought us our first friends in Berlin.

To continue the celebration, and enjoy our new hood, we are heading out to brunch today. There is pretty much nothing I like better then brunch, and Berlin does it best.

Saturday, January 8, 2011

Tour of the Apartment in Kreuzberg

Sadly, we left our little piece of Kreuzberg magic as Jannis returned from a trip to SE Asia. Here is a look at it, with Ian- host Extraordinäre.

January Happenings

Yesterday was my most wonderful mother's bday- HAPPY BIRTHDAY MUM! She deserves everything she wants in this world, and hopefully a Silvertips victory....and hockey fight if she's lucky.

We are officially in our new place. Although we will miss Janis's palace of a one room apartment, we are going to like being back in Prenzlauerberg in Antje's cozy apartment. And after this (& visas) hopefully we will find something at least a little semi-permanent.


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Google Street view of our apartment- pretty red one!

Happy 2011 to all. We are hoping to see some of you in the near future (Kayak is offering travel deals of $318 each way from Seattle to a variety of European desinations- sale ends the 11th). I also have a bit of a travel bug and will see if I can drag Ian off somewhere different for a weekend. Spain? Lithuania? Italy? Who knows!


PORTER

BALLs!

Tuesday, January 4, 2011

Tada! I'm a Writer...kinda

This was a fun one! Article on New Years Around the World:

"USA
New York City

Though the U.S. officially spans 9 time zones, most Americans watch the city of New York and its traditional ball drop for New Years Eve. Times Square fills with about a million eager party-goers, decked out in novelty glasses, paper top hats, and noisemakers. The snow that caused such havoc throughout the hectic winter season was swept aside. Host Ryan Seacrest led the festivities as a range of celebrities performed. Snooki, from the infamous reality TV show Jersey Shore, was planned to appear in the globe that drops at midnight. At the last minute, this odd sideshow act was pushed to the nearby state of New Jersey which spawned the original show.

Back within NYC, the real Times Square ball was prepared for its performance. About 12 feet in diameter and weighing almost 6 tons, the ball holds more than 32,000 LED lights. Redesigned every year for optimal sparkle, 2,669 new Waterford crystal panels were added for 2011. "Let There Be Love" was the theme for this year's celebration.

As the clock ticked down, the ball dropped and a raucous crowd took up the count "5! 4! 3! 2! 1!!!" and a ton of confetti was dropped over Times Square. People broke out the champagne, exchanged kisses, and individual well wishing appeared on the screens in more than 25 languages, a tradition of the past three years.

South America
Rio de Janeiro

People around the world come to rejoice in Rio's popular festival (2nd only after Carnival). Jan lst is the beginning of summer and the masses head to the beaches to dance (although the popular area of Ipanema Beach has been outgrown). An especially hot new years, there were more people present then usual as 2010 was an amazing year for the city. Rio was chosen to host the 2016 Olympics, and the city looks forward to the 2014 World Cup.

People celebrate in white, a lucky color. Accessories include other colors, such as red for romance, yellow for prosperity, green for good health. Black is not acceptable, no matter how good you look. People let off fountains of champagne at midnight - complaining isn't allowed as it's considered good luck. Some people also brought flowers, as it is a tradition to throw them into the sea as an offering to Yemanja, the deity of the seas. Some people even give beauty kits, complete with a small wooden boat base to send it floating away.

Added in 2008, a giant Ferris Wheel was installed at Forte de Copacabana which offers digital effects and images of Rio and the countdown. People give thanks, meats are BBQ'd, fireworks are set-off, and all of South America parties.

Europe
Paris

A wonderful place to visit on any occasion, the city of light is magic for New Years. Six hours before the Times Square Ball drops in New York City, Paris is already celebrating.

The famed Champs-Elysees comes alive for the New Year. And to get there is easy as the Paris metro is free on New Years Eve until around 0:30. Revealers start arriving at Champs-Elysees at around 21:00, armed with champagne bottles and plastic flute glasses. Other people are literally armed with fireworks and rockets as it is legal to buy and sell fireworks within the city. Be careful as some of the city's youth start the new year a little reckless, setting off fireworks in the metro, or simply at your feet.

As time ticks down, people prepare to watch the pros set off the real fireworks on the Eiffel Tower. The Sacre Coeur Cathedral is also a poplar spot as the atmosphere is calmer, and the views of the Paris skyline are impressive. For those wishing to keep the party going, Paris nightclubs, cabarets, and restaurants are packed. The legendary Moulin Rouge is a classic place to start the New Year.

This New Year, Paris reports with relief, went by quite calmly as the notorious "tradition" of car-burning was kept at a minimum. Though an exact number has not been determined, early reports show about 120 cars were burnt in Paris and its suburbs which is less then 2009/2010 celebrations.

London & Scotland
Thousands of people line the banks of the River Thames to celebrate the new year. Modern river catamarans float along as people wish each other well. As the countdown begins, fireworks light up the sky behind Big Ben. for those preferring to celebrate inside, the London stage hosts special events and many clubs and pubs host all-night parties.

In Scotland, the people paid homage to their roots with a torchlight procession of costumed Vikings. The procession ended with the burning of a Viking long ship. Known as "Hogmanay", this is what the Scottish call the last day of the year.

Berlin
Known by Germans as Silvester (or szilveszter, sylvester or sylwester), this name is used by Austria, Croatia, the Czech Republic, France, Germany, Hungary, Israel, Italy, Luxembourg, Poland, Slovakia, Switzerland and Slovenia. Named for St. Sylvester, the celebration in Berlin is joyous.

As it has since 1972, a short play, Dinner for One (or Der 90. Geburtstag), is played in English on stations throughout Germany. Filmed in Hamburg in 1963 in black and white, it is an anomaly how this skit about a rich socialite and her elderly butler became so popular. It is the most frequently repeated TV program ever and the phrase, "the same procedure as every year", can be heard all year long.
Other odd customs, that are less common these days, include Bleigiessen, where molten lead dropped into cold water to predict this year's fortune. Another tradition is to have a chimney sweep rub some ash onto your forehead for good luck and health. Even the doughnut gets tied up in these interesting bits of tradition as jelly filled doughnuts might be served, with one trick doughnut filled with mustard.

The actual night of celebration in Berlin is one of the largest New Year's Eve celebrations in all of Europe. Over a million people crowd onto the street Unter den Linden in front of the Brandenburg Gate. Even more people party in the surrounding areas, such as the large clear space in front of the Reichstag. All over the city, the German reputation for purchasing and setting off mass quantities of fireworks is on display.

This year also brought the performance of David Hasselhoff. As with so many things German, "The Hoff" is inexplicably popular. And as the clock struck midnight, people enjoyed the fireworks, professional and otherwise.
Australia
Sydney
The famed Sydney Opera House is back lit by magnificent fireworks as we entered 2011...or several hours before the Western world experienced it. Australia has one of the earliest time zones in the world. Australians celebrate with elaborate parades, music and entertainers. There are also a plethora of New Years Eve balls with elaborate themes like masquerade, black-tie and formal wear, tropical, or gangster and glamour.
Like NYC, Sydney featured a televised countdown. At midnight, fireworks were launched to welcome the new year and people kissed and toasted to the 2011.

Asia
Taipei
Fireworks were invented in ancient China in the 12th century. Created to scare away evil spirits, this followed the other ingenious invention of gunpowder. This historical tie plays out in the display of fireworks at most important festivities for the country.

Taipei showed its firework prowess this 2010/2011 changeover. The number 100 appeared above Taiwan's tallest building, Taipei 101. Another feat of light was the firework portrait of leader Sun Yat-sen. This celebration was especially important as it marked the 100th anniversary of the founding of the Republic of China, Taiwan's official name.

UAE
Traditionally, Muslim Arabs have not celebrated the new year marked on the Gregorian calendar. Emirates usually celebrate only the two Eids and the Islamic new year. However, the influx of expats and opening to the Western world has led to more celebration then in the past. Most people who celebrate will in a small group of family and friends, and most Emirates will simple wish each other well on this day.

For those wanting a little grandeur, fireworks can be arranged through special package deals from restaurants and hotels.

Expats in the New Year
Many expats celebrated the new year in their adopted city, but maybe none as early as British expat Derek Andrewartha. He lives on the island nation of Kiribati, the first country on the planet to see 2011. Located within the Pacific Ocean, the island arrived in the new year 12 hours before mainland UK. Andrewartha said ”When my old pals are toasting midnight tonight, I will probably be sitting down to my lunch with a sore head".
Also known as Christmas Island, the nation has a population of less than 100,000. Celebrations for the New Year traditionally consist of a big family meal on the beach at midnight. Fresh fish and lots of beer - not a bad life for an expat! "

Monday, January 3, 2011

New Year, New Place



New Years was awesome. Really, really fun. We celebrated in front of the Reichstag as fireworks, professional and otherwise, shot into the sky. The Hof apparently was performing just off to the right on Unter den Linden. Awesome.

After this we rode the wrong way on the regional Bahn- whoopsy!- and made our way back to Kreuzberg with an older couple who didn't speak English. We all trooped through the ice to a bar, CAKE, and danced and laughed until our legs fell off. Ian ate a doener. Each us us fell on the ice. It was awesome.

And now to officially enter 2011 we have had to find a new place. And we did! It is a lovely little temporary in Prenzlauerberg, just around the corner from our first place. Pics will soon be up, as well as a video walk through of our current place. We celebrated with a meal at Tiergartenquelle which was super tasty and wandered through a Sunday market.
2011- AWESOME